What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

Me : Thank you.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Because it's month of August.

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

Me : No

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What are some of your shocking stories?

He : I'm 24.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Sure.

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Tea ?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.